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Okay , so I was watching a gist of this TV show that was coming on , and I couldn't get the gist of the thing with all the crying and the constant PMS of the ladies on the television. So I asked my sister what exactly was this show all about.
Apparently it was some famous Indian soap opera , forgot the name - but here's the story so far.
There is this old landlord (let's call him "grandpa") who lives in this palatial house in the middle of the rajasthan desert. They're really old fashioned , with something like 18th century decor , though they ride around in posh SUVs and have flat screen TVs.
Well anyways , this "Dad" wants a grandson - an heir to pass on his legendary family name.He's got two sons - the elder one (let's call him "hornball") and the younger (let's call him "pussy")
So it was fate that decided that hornball can only concieve daughters , as it was written in his horoscope which was stated by an astrologer at the time of marriage. So he actually goes fucks the cunt to give birth to a - daughter (OMG!) , the younger son's wife turns out to be barren , so that puts them in some real deep shit.
So grandpa here does what any concerned parent would do - buy a girl from the local village from a family that's trying to make ends meet. Only that this girl doesn't even know about the transaction - the parents tell her that she had been married to pussyboy when they were kids (child marriage reference ) and that now that she has come of age , she must go and stay with her in-laws.
The girl agrees to this , and willingly goes on to live as pussyboy's wife.But eventually she gets wind of the fact that there was no child marriage - and her parents sold her for some fast cash.
Pussyboy is too much of a "Virtuous Man" to actually have sex with the woman , as it pains his conscience or something like that. Village girl tries to escape , only to get caught by the landlord's guards - and they chain her up in a shed.
Gramps here is really pissed off by this , and so he beats up all his servants (I think it's his favorite pastime) decides to take matters into his own hands.He drags village girl and pussy boy into the bedroom , and commands his son to "give him a son" , and locks the door from outside.Pussyboy's first wife looks on helplessly , and she's all like"Can I play with the child sometime?"
So the next day old gramps heads up to pussyboy and asked him "Have you done the deed?" . Pussyboy doesn't say shit , and gramps is about to beat his ass black and blue when the wife stops him and says "He is shy , he cannot answer you this way." So then gramps give him a towel and says "If you have done the deed , drop the towel.", and then there was a 30 second silence with the camera zooming around into everyone's face.
Women's rights , lol.
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